Angel/Spike: A Picspam

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Hello, friends. If you’ve watched ATS S5, you’ll know all about Spike’s role in the show. If you haven’t, get ready for some spoilers. Anyway, Spike and Angel have the most hilarious relationship EVER, with the fighting and the in-your-face-ish-ness of their arguing, and the little innuendos, and I just couldn’t stop thinking make out, now, when I was watching. Hence, the picspam of Spangel-y goodness, circa S5.

Conviction

 
Wesley: Spike?
Angel: Spike.
Harmony: Blondie Bear?


Just Rewards

 
Angel: He's nothing like me.
Spike: Got that Right.

 
Angel: We're--I'm from Wolfram & Hart.
Spike: I'm his date.


Unleashed

 
Spike: Lot of fuss over one girl. Other things to do around here--important things.
Angel: You know that whoosh thing that you do when you're suddenly not there anymore? I love that.


Hell Bound

 
Angel: I just want you to be careful, Fred, because I know how charming Spike can be.

 
Spike: Never much for small talk, were you? Always too busy trying to perfect that brooding block-of-wood mystique. God, I love that.
Angel: Not as much as I loved your nonstop yammering.
Spike: The way you always had to be the big swingy, swaggerin' around, barkin' orders...
Angel: Never listening...
Spike: Always interrupting...
Angel: And your hair. What color do they call that, radioactive?
Spike: Never much cared for you, Liam, even when we were evil.
Angel: Cared for you less.
Spike: Fine.
Angel: Good. (they sit in silence) There was one thing about you...
Spike: Really?
Angel: Yeah, I never told anyone about this, but I--I liked your poems.
Spike: You like Barry Manilow.


Destiny

 
Angelus: [Grab's William's hand and holds it out in the sunlight] Do
you have any idea what it's like having nothing but women as travel
companions, night in and night out?
William: [Yanks his smoking hand away] Touch me again-
Angelus: Don't mistake me. I do love the ladies. It's just
lately I've been wondering... [puts his own hand into the sunlight] what it'd be like to share the slaughter of innocents with another man. [Turns his hand over and watches it smoke] Don't... don't think that makes me some kind of a deviant, hmm? [pulls his hand out of the sunlight] Do you?
William: [Stares at Angelus, puts his own hand out into the sunlight again]
Angelus: [slaps William on the shoulder and laughs] Ah ha! I like this one! You and me, we're gonna be the best of friends.


Why We Fight

 
Spike: I'm playing nice with the anchovies, like you asked. At least let me have a go at the wheel.
Angel: Pipe down. I'm trying to work.
Spike: Oh, "pipe down." That official sailor talk, is it? Well, ahoy, matey. You can just swab my deck.


Smile Time

 
Spike: Hello, big guy! Need another car. Afraid this last one ended up in the drink...
Angel: Spike...
Spike: Look at you.
Angel: Just turn around and walk away.
Spike: You're a--
Angel: Spike!
Spike: You're a bloody puppet! (Angel tackles Spike through the door and brawls with him) You're a wee, little puppet man!


A Hole in the World

 
Spike: It's bollocks, Angel! It's your brand of bollocks from first to last.
Angel: No, you can't ever see the big picture. You can't see any picture!
Spike: I am talking about something primal. Right? Savagery. Brutal animal instinct.
Angel: And that wins out every time with you. You know, the human race has evolved, Spike!
Spike: Oh, into a bunch of namby-pamby, self-analyzing wankers who could never hope to...
Angel: We're bigger. We're smarter. Plus, there's a thing called teamwork, not to mention the superstitious terror of your pure aggressors!
Spike: You just want it to be the way you want it to be.
Angel: It's not about what I want!
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Sorry. Is this something we should all be discussing?
Angel: No.
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: It just sounds a little serious.
Angel: It was mostly... theoretical. We...
Spike: We were just working out a - Look, if cavemen and astronauts got into a fight, who would win?
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Ah. You've been yelling at each other for 40 minutes about this.
[pause]
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Do the astronauts have weapons?
Spike, Angel: No.

 
Angel: Look, I can't do this anymore.
Spike: Admitting defeat, are you?
Angel: You and me. This isn't working out.
Spike: Are you saying we should start annoying other people?

 
Spike: Strategy?
Angel: Just hold my hand.
Spike: St. Petersburg.
Angel: Thought you'd forgotten.


The Girl in Question

 
Angel: You want a drink?
Spike: God yes!

 
Angelus: Go ahead, take your best shot. I'll snatch your little wee sticks outta the air and spend the next fortnight shovin' 'em slowly up your arse.
Spike: Can you really do that?
Angelus: The arrow thing? I don't know. Never tried.

 
Spike: Hop on, little mama.
Angel: I'm not riding on the back.

 
Angel: But she's not finished baking yet! I gotta wait 'til she's done baking. You know, 'til she finds herself. 'Cause that's the drill. Fine. I'm waitin' patiently, and meanwhile,
[shouting]
Angel: The Immortal's eatin' cookie dough!
Andrew: Uh, Spike, is Angel crying?
Spike: No.
[pause]
Spike: Not yet.




Power Play

 
Illyria: You'll have proof soon enough. A corrupted ruler on such a path sees treachery and betrayal all around him. He cannot suffer intimates and will eventually turn against them.
Spike: Guess I don't have to worry about that, 'cause Angel and me have never been intimate. Except that once...


Not Fade Away

 
Spike: What do you think all this means for that Shanshu bugaboo? If we make it through, does one of us get to be a real boy?
Angel: Who are you kidding? We're not gonna make it through.
Spike: Well, long as it's not you.


Last but not least:


It’s not in season 5, or in Angel, or even on TV, but this just HAD to be included.

Anyway, hope you all enjoyed my shipfest, and if you didn't before, I hope I've convinced you of the awesome that is Spike/Angel. Leave me a comment if you can, I'd love to hear your reaction ;)

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